Hey there I'm Lindsey also know as the degenerate queer
People don’t appreciate enough that Hogwarts had a giant squid in the lake. Not another magical beast. Not even a normal squid with magical properties. They just had a straight up giant squid in the lake and everyone was cool about it.
How did it even get there
I had a hermit crab and a dollhouse…..
SWEET BABY JESUS I THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL HOUSE AND YOU HAD SOME SORT OF HUGE ASS CRUSTACEAN LIVING IN IT AND I ALMOST PASSED OUT
It’s okay, like 12 other people thought that
// Oh my God, could you imagine?
'Hello, everyone! My stepbrother's feeling sick today, so he asked me to step in! Well, not so much 'ask' as 'expressly forbid me from doing so', but I'm next of kin!'
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